The resident evil/scooby doo sequel no one wanted, enjoy.
Fisjshwuwksn Bruce calling upon Alfred in the same breath as he calls upon his mother and father??? 🥺
Batman & The Outsiders (2019) #8
Gonna go cry over this and Maseo's plotline
Tim: Being the failure of the family is tough, but someone’s gotta do it.
Tim: Shout-out to Jason for stepping up to the plate. Love you, bro.
[crashing sounds, Tim starts running]
Young Dick Grayson probably scared the fuck out of Bruce when he first showed up at the manor. I know everyone knows the whole “he swings on the chandelier” scenario, but if you think about it he could really turn Bruce’s hair gray one trick at a time.
Imagine 9 year old Dickie at the dinner table a month after moving into the manor and seeing Bruce Wayne at the other end completely engrossed it paperwork or a case file and Dick is like, “cheese whiz and crackers dude, this guy works too hard” and decides to take Bruce’s mind of work or whatever he’s doing. Bruce hears “look what I can do!” Before looking up to see a literal child with a kNIFE DOWN HIS THROAT AND HOLY FUCKCAKES WHAT IS HE D O I N G?!?!? But Dick just takes the knife out and is like “ta da! What did you think??” And Bruce has passed away, no longer there. Heart attack? Stroak? Mesothelioma? Bruce has it. BaBAM, the man is deceased.
I just feel like 9 year old, hyperactive, circus kid would have given Bruce gray hairs without even trying.
Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI
the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise
Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj
Stuart Little came out in 1999
I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho
world heritage post
Oh good glad to hear
in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever
a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago
to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and “love DOESNt win”
your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship
to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth
they just have the same taste
for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this
we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much
and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario
so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi
mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf
I really want to emphasize the slightly ridiculous timeline of Bruce taking in children and how funny this has the potential to be re:Dick being the eldest, because I think it's really important that people understand that Bruce basically only has Dick around for like...11-12 years. Dick formally moves out when he's around 19 or 20, and roughly six months to a year later, Bruce picks Jason up. Dick and Jason never live in the same house at the same time, and three years later, Jason dies. So he gets 2 kids over a 15 (ish) year period, which doesn't sound too ridiculous, right?
Except then his adoption tendencies accelerate, because he picks up Tim and Cass within 2 years of each other (and Steph came as a package deal with both of them) and then finds out about Damian 2-3 years after that. Then we've got Duke, who (when you vaguely fit together timelines) enters stage left about 2-3 years after Damian.
So after a 15-year period with two kids, Bruce manages to pick up 4 1/2 others (counting Steph) within the 7-8 years afterwards. The sheer missed comedic potential of Dick being a grown-ass adult and then his dad decides to adopt a pack of kids within 5 years of him moving out is incredible. Dick went from being essentially an only child for his entire life to being eldest of 6, only one of which he's ever actually lived in the same house with, all because Bruce got Empty Nest Syndrome and went "well I raised one child to adulthood successfully. What's another 5 or 6 at the same time?"
You may have horned in on this mission, but we’re the ones who saved all your JL-Butts without you even knowing! So, yeah, you’re welcome!